I've been collecting random change on a less-than-constant basis
For about 8 or 10 months now. Less-than-constant here meaning that I would put change in a coffee mug whenever I remembered, which was not often. Libby’s mom took it all to the bank today to get it turned into bills because she’s nice like that, and here I am thinking I’d get like 20 bucks. Upon dropping her off after school today, her mom hands me $70.02. Wow. I am rollin’ in the fucking dough, now!